last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”
I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike
lions nut in under 10 seconds so next time a bitch complain about 15 minutes im deadass havin her ass watch the discovery channel
even the king of the jungle know time is money and ball is lifeI’m done