This is how it's going to be.

schticky-friend:

shitilivefor:

katara:

i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time 

if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

i think i just found my senior quote

(via summernightcitylights)

chickensandwich:

She said “walk a mile in my shoes and then you’ll understand” and I said “sorry girl, I don’t wear light up sketchers”

(Source: chickensandwich, via mustaches-and-such)

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

(via nikkilovesyou38)

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

• AND
• I
• AINT
• FUCKING
• SCARED
• OF 
• HIM

(via erectedcock)

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

(Source: battasenpai, via erectedcock)